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Saturday, October 23, 2010

The Situation's vodka with protein!



The Situation is being endorsed to put his name against a company called "Devotion Vodka" and their new line of infused vodka which claims to contain 2g casein protein per standard shot. According to the Devotion Vodka press release, the drink has been "Distilled from the finest grains, Devotion Vodka is the first 80-proof, triple-distilled casein (protein) infused vodka to enter the US market. Infused with PeptoPro®, the casein creates a warm and inviting flavor that takes the bite out of vodka for an ultra smooth taste."

That's right folks, now you can have a few drinks when you go out and claims to be health concious at the same time! The deal is estimated to have already netted The Situation a $400,000 signing bonus, with the Situation now acting as the company's spokesperson. You can now stay anabolic even when you're out dodging grenades!

18 comments:

  1. Good and informative post once again !!

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  2. ...

    why on earth are these worthless people getting famous and getting endorsement deals and such?

    God damnit, world.

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  3. hmmm, I have to feel that no matter how much protein you put in a shot of vodka, its not gonna help with a 6-pack.

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  4. ROFL... Wow.... Is this serious!? :P Amazing...

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  5. we al know the end of this thing :) like this post dude...just keep going on with these theme

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  6. I'm sure that there are much healthier ways to get some protein in your diet haha.

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  7. become ripped while drinkin ftw

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  8. Vodka with protein is pretty much impossible. They would become denatured in the pH environment.

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  9. Wow, get drunk and ripped? Sounds awesome!

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  10. Lol, the things people come up with these days.

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  11. that makes no sense, but i bet tons of idiots will buy it

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  12. lol wow that makes no sense at all.

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